Edward Pizza Hands

A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.
"Nice going, Edward Pizza Hands."
"Hahahaha, look at Edward Pizza Hands over here."
by Quinterrogator February 13, 2022
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lauren edwards

A girl that can't see straight and if you call her by name, she'll think you said "SNAKE" and run in the opposite direction for miles and miles until you have to get in you car and find her huddled up in a corner. She usually has brown hair and not very many friends. She goes to church once in a while and holds deep dark secrets she only tells her best friend.
Dude! Did you see that girl over there who started running forever? She must be a lauren Edwards! Let's go chase her down!
by Trees45 June 05, 2017
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salty edward

A circle of smoked cheese wrapped around some ridge cut salted crisps
Man I could sure do with smashing a few salty Edwards into my repugnant shmeckle
by Shrivelled dingus August 22, 2019
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cole edwards

an unusual guy but quiet. he is the wonderful boy/guy you'll ever meet.
by aleahandro November 26, 2018
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Trudy Edwards

A woman with a fat ass and huge mommy milkers. A MILF.
You see that girl. She is such a Trudy Edwards.
by vgbvyhbhys June 22, 2022
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Edward Jizzard Hands

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.
I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed
by Jizz hands October 19, 2017
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Edward heeroma

Gay, Twat, Trolley hugger, Idiotic, Smooth legged, Pickled face, shrimp sized, lolli-licker, pen pusher, arse licking son of a gun!
Omg Your so Edward Heeromaering
by Cokzilla95 June 07, 2011
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