Dip Dump

Defecating in a toilet while packing a lip

Vincent: Wanna take a dip dump before practice?
Louis: Yes, I would love some yakk.

by NOGGIL_AHS March 16, 2010

heli-dump

The act of taking a massive dump whilst spinning in a circular motion thus spraying and or plastering the surrounding area. Heli-dumps are best practiced at "the ex-girlfriend's place".

I did a heli-dump at work. My boss was somewhat impressed and or aroused

by theoxnardians July 25, 2010

e-dump

To break up with your significant other via email rather than have the courage to do it face to face.

Yeah I'll email her right now with the e-dump.

by Sophie Chambers October 21, 2010

Vomiting Dummy

A penis, that produces semen when sucked Vigorously.

Q; Bob did you get your cock sucked at the weekend?

A; Sure did frank, she got to meet Albert the vomiting dummy. He spewed all over her face.

by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010

snot dump

A bowel movement with little or no consistency, that kind of looks like snot when you go to flush. Usually comes out with explosive force.

dude 1: Dude, I'm not going to work today....

dude 2: Why?
dude 1: I just took my 3rd snot dump of the morning.
dude 2: Yeah, fuck that, I wouldn't risk having to do that at work either.

by David from Cumming December 20, 2010

Government dump

When a shit requires a lot of paperwork.

Bring me some more toilet paper, I'm taking a government dump.

by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011

Rally Dump

When one is full but only partway through their meal, they will "rally" by taking a massive shit. They will then come back and finish the rest of their food with the voracity of a hungry Ron Swanson.

Joe-"Yo, I can't finish this Triple Bacon Cheeseburger"
John-"Go take a rally dump"
~5-30 minutes later~
Joe-"LET'S GO!" ~Finishes food in record time~

by benw92 May 3, 2013