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Dick print

when a guy is wearing really tight trousers, and you see the outline of their dick poking through the crotch area. usually the men dont know its happening. but us women do! ;)
oh my, did you see his dick print today? hes packing some serious stuff!
by mynameiselly August 8, 2009
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NyQuil Dick

Dick so good put a bitch to sleep!
Girl 1: Hey Sheila, Did you watch BET Uncut last night?
Girl 2: Nah Cam came over and hit me with that NyQuil Dick.
by ShamFAwesome January 15, 2014
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Baby Dicking

This is when a well hung man is having sex with a pregnant woman who is well into her pregnancy and her amniotic sack breaks and the baby latches onto the man's penis like it is a rope swing. The baby holds on for dear life and when the man pulls out, he pulls out his penis with a baby gripping onto it. Legend has it that this occurs mainly on island states or countries.
Dude I was ramming my wife last night and her water broke. Luckily I baby dicked her though so we did not have to go to the hospital for delivery. I pulled out and my dick flung up with the baby riding it like a rope swing! That was my first time ever baby dicking.
by biddietwirler February 24, 2019
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Mountain Dick

The most masculine type of crotch that exists.

The penis is:
-Long, but not too long.
-Girthy
-Straight
-Veiny, but not too veiny.

The balls are:
-Big
-Hairy
-Heavy

The pubes are:
-Abundant
-Wild
-Intense
"I wonder if girls like mountain dick..."

"What the hell is mountain dick?"

"Oh. Just imagine what a lumberjack's crotch looks like."

"HAHA. That's EXACTLY what I was thinking it was gonna be..."
by Chase Cheffe August 4, 2009
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Dicks Out

Making a show or statement, usually in protest of something that is seen as unjust.
"I heard that they shot a endangered animal in a cage the other day" ,"That's it lads, dicks out"
by Thomas.R July 27, 2016
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Dick-resin

The dried up mixture of semen, tears, mascara, and glitter found on a whore's tits.
After a long night of degrading, strenuous, inhumane, and immoral acts Mandy was smothered in dick-resin.
by The Resinators August 29, 2013
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Dick-Farm

A symphony of two separate alcoholic mixed drinks at Harry's Bar & Grill in Bloomsburg, Pa. This double headed dragon includes a simple rum and coke(double if your not a pussy) and the genuinely crafted Damian native of Harrys. The Damian is a red constructions of death that includes an array of rums with a heap of 151 in it.

This double fisted death mix must be drank through two separate straws simultaneously and has been known to cause boys to become men, ugly and fat girls to become tolerable and a high percentage chance of blacking out.

*Proceed with caution.
-"Hey bro, what the fuck are you double fisting the shit out of"
-"\Whaaat, this double headed dragon is a Dick-Farm"
-"Have fun having sex with fat girls and blacking out dude"
by farmdicki March 8, 2011
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