Ding-dong Ditch

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally
My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her
by TechTalos July 31, 2021
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Dinged Ya

Dinged Ya: An event of bad luck, or simply when something happens that you dont like.

Similar Words: Danged,

All of which can be used randomly and basically in any sentence or phrase.
(Victim) Dude my parents just took away my phone...

Answer: Haha, dude they dinged ya.

Dude I just got danged! My girlfriend broke up with me and dinged me!

pwned
by Givemesomedangs August 12, 2010
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go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.
Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”
by sincitywasntmadeforme March 03, 2024
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sling ding

a tight rubber dick in ass or pussy
sling ding
by ShadowOfFlame March 07, 2019
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sling ding

a tight fiting rubber dick a a pussy or ass
put the sling ding in me
by ShadowOfFlame March 07, 2019
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king ding a ling

a king ding a ling IS NOT jack kennedy
wow he has a king ding a ling, can’t be jack kennedy
by isoldheroininireland February 09, 2025
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Shlong-Ding-Dong

Slang for penis and a racial slur or Asian people.
Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!
by VirtualLegendz October 10, 2015
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