dildo pigeon

The specific circumstance in which a pigeon gets hit by a flying object often identified to be a dildo (size may vary between 2 and 15 inches, the bigger it is the more likely it is to have joined its fellow dildopigeons in heaven)

Person 1: did you see, that pigeon got hit by a dildo. Its a dildo pigeon now
Person 2: yea just like your mom last night

by Dildopigeon August 10, 2024

Dildo Dealer

someone go sells dilods insteada drugs. it's better than a drug dealer because it'll last longer.

Sam- hey um what's a dildo dealer?
Cam- a person who sells dildos.
Sam- ohhh do you know where I can get one?

by Zayla McLellan May 21, 2022

Dildo

Women best friend Mans worst enemy

"HI my name is Derek and i tried killing myself""Hi Derek" im here because y wife told me that her dildo pleasured her more than me

by up you June 12, 2018

Dildo Wonderbush

Someone with exceeding limited mental facilities and almost zero retainable linguistic skills. An extreme lack of motor vehicle operations.

This dildo wonderbush is doing 45 in a 65 speed zone!

by Damn It Joe June 10, 2018

grandma dildo

A old fashioned wooden dildo

Damn what dust filled attic did you find the grandma dildo at?

by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015

Dildo

The thing you find in either your Step moms or Step Sis's Draw or under her pillow

Step Mom: Omg Step Daughter Why do you have my Dildo
Step Daughter: I'll only give it back if you suck my pussy
Mummy

by Hello there >;3 October 29, 2019

Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.

Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?

by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024