Danis

Danis is a micrope that has a unusually pinos, AKA Pisonian, he can swallow all the good things in life and he can destroy your pinos and make it smaller

Mother) Dr Whats wrong with my boy
Dr) he has Danis

Mother) Well Dr do youhave a var by any chance
Dr) Yes
Mother) Bye

by Danixus March 23, 2017

danish drunk

Danish people has been "lately" the must beer drinkers per inhabitant accurding how much a person drinks per year in Scandinavia.

Do you want to get danish drunk?

by Openhygge July 13, 2017

Danishan

An ancient language primarily used by girls called danisha and those around her. It might be difficult to understand for the unitiated but after enough communication with her you will learn to appreciate and love it. Often a combination of two languages

Danisha: TENKSSS
Unitiated: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
Friend of Danisha: We're talking Danishan of course, what else?

by Givani30 May 22, 2017

danish summer

The most horrible type of weather changes with Storms ånd Rain and maybe snow at times and egen The Sun Coles out and it is Nice in The matter of minuts it is dækning again

Oh what a Danish summer it is

by Datasstim August 4, 2017

danishwater

The direct translation of the danish word "danskvand" which is the name of sparkling water in Denmark.

Can you please pass me the danishwater?

by ELIKI October 12, 2017

danish book

When you have a turd hanging halfway outside your anus, and you slap your ass cheeks together. It creates a distinct splatter effect, similar to closing a book really fast. Usually used by the Danish.

AlberteWise: Hey Tyrone, I gave your bitch a warm Danish Book the other night, she stanky asf

Tyrone: You cool ass cracker

by KevinSpicey November 1, 2017

danish banana

It's a penis. That's it.

I can see your Danish Banana, dude.

by GontaGentleman November 10, 2017