Bag of Crotches

A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.

Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.

by Oh ... That girl May 10, 2007

Flaming Crotch

a red head who has an extremely over sized bush

- that bitch is such a flaming crotch

- that guy has a flaming crotch

- yesterday i was about to fuck my girlfriend and when she pulled down her pants i screamed "OMG! YOU HAVE A FLAMING CROTCH!"

- my daughter was about to go on a booty call and i said "bitch shave that flaming crotch"

by xxxYomomma69xxx July 24, 2009

crotch monster

When the sweat works with your underwear to make your asshole a flamethrower. There is a subsequent walk associated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full shit diaper.

I got a bad case of crotch monster at Six Flags yesterday.

by 7 Lady Godivas September 02, 2015

mud crotch

a female crotch infected with diseased dirt injected by another human being

Man that girl has mud crotch...stank that noise.

by Pmilli902 May 30, 2009

War Crotch

The untamed, ungroomed, and out of control pubic hair of any male specimen, usually resulting in the disgusting growth of pubic hair forming onto the interior of the high thigh.

that war crotch of his can put a damper on anyones day.

by Ket125 August 04, 2009

crotch grime

Any external disease or filth on the genetallia. Usually attributed with promiscuous sex or terrible personal hygiene.

"His crotch grime had developed into a nasty case of herpes."

"Joe was afraid to get his penis wet, so his crotch grime was so thick you could scrape it off with a spatula."

by Jam29 October 11, 2007

Crotch Button

A term used to describe an unattractive person.

Polar opposite of "Cute as a button"

Ugly

Rachel: "You're cute as a button, Paul."

Caitlin: "No he's not."

Paul: "Shut up Caitlin, if you were a button you'd be the least attractive button. You'd be the button on the crotch of someone's pants. You'd be a crotch button!"

by Cimex September 07, 2009