fudgy crotch

Dropping any sort of fudge on your crotch. Even works if you have any brown substance brutally smudged across the front area of your pants

Damn dude, you dropped your phudgebar on your crotch!

Shhhhiiit, son, you flung poo and hit him right in the groin!

by Beanerino April 26, 2004

crotch monster

When the sweat works with your underwear to make your asshole a flamethrower. There is a subsequent walk associated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full shit diaper.

I got a bad case of crotch monster at Six Flags yesterday.

by 7 Lady Godivas October 17, 2015

Flaming Crotch

a red head who has an extremely over sized bush

- that bitch is such a flaming crotch

- that guy has a flaming crotch

- yesterday i was about to fuck my girlfriend and when she pulled down her pants i screamed "OMG! YOU HAVE A FLAMING CROTCH!"

- my daughter was about to go on a booty call and i said "bitch shave that flaming crotch"

by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009

crotch-squatch

when you kneel over a female/male (whatever floats you boat) and sqaush your pussy on their face. crotch meaning vagina sqautch cross between sqaush and crouch.

omg i gave samantha a crotch-squatch and made her eat me.

by sirspanks-n-wanks October 1, 2009

crotch-hawk

when you shave your pubic hair into a little miniature mohawk.

that punk rock girl had a beautiful crotch-hawk.

my crotch-hawk is 3 inches high when i gel it.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

mud crotch

a female crotch infected with diseased dirt injected by another human being

Man that girl has mud crotch...stank that noise.

by Pmilli902 May 29, 2009

Crotch crocheting

A slang term for masturbation

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.

by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019