crotch-squatch

when you kneel over a female/male (whatever floats you boat) and sqaush your pussy on their face. crotch meaning vagina sqautch cross between sqaush and crouch.
omg i gave samantha a crotch-squatch and made her eat me.
by sirspanks-n-wanks September 24, 2009
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fudgy crotch

Dropping any sort of fudge on your crotch. Even works if you have any brown substance brutally smudged across the front area of your pants
Damn dude, you dropped your phudgebar on your crotch!

Shhhhiiit, son, you flung poo and hit him right in the groin!
by Beanerino April 27, 2004
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Crotch crocheting

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.
by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019
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War Crotch

The untamed, ungroomed, and out of control pubic hair of any male specimen, usually resulting in the disgusting growth of pubic hair forming onto the interior of the high thigh.
that war crotch of his can put a damper on anyones day.
by Ket125 August 04, 2009
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crotch grime

Any external disease or filth on the genetallia. Usually attributed with promiscuous sex or terrible personal hygiene.
"His crotch grime had developed into a nasty case of herpes."

"Joe was afraid to get his penis wet, so his crotch grime was so thick you could scrape it off with a spatula."
by Jam29 October 11, 2007
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mud crotch

a female crotch infected with diseased dirt injected by another human being
Man that girl has mud crotch...stank that noise.
by Pmilli902 May 30, 2009
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Crotch Button

A term used to describe an unattractive person.

Polar opposite of "Cute as a button"

Ugly
Rachel: "You're cute as a button, Paul."

Caitlin: "No he's not."

Paul: "Shut up Caitlin, if you were a button you'd be the least attractive button. You'd be the button on the crotch of someone's pants. You'd be a crotch button!"
by Cimex September 07, 2009
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