Doorstep Crapper

A "doorstep crapper" (or pooper) is a person who does something and then denies it, despite the strong evidence they did indeed.

Comes from the analogy of someone pooping on a doorstep, and upon confrontation says "Nobody's pooping on your doorstep, stop overreacting." Before again pooping on the doorstep later.

Doorstep crappers are hypocritical and act like they are innocent despite being guilty liars.

Example 1:
Person: Hey, Bob, stop stealing my cookies.
Bob: Nobody's stealing your cookies, stop complaining, nobody cares. *proceeds to steal Person's cookies*
Person: I see you Bob, stop being a doorstep crapper.

Example 2:
Kid: Hey, stop copying my work!
Peer: I'm not copying your work! *blatantly copies Kid's work again*

by jims gooning May 1, 2021

Price Chopper

A place that Matthew gozy calls home because he is the CEO

Price chopper is a great supermarket

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Samurai chopper

Very handsome and has big pp

Samurai chopper is very handsome

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nick coppersmith

Meme man that has curly fry hair and is funny, sweet, and caring about everyone. Especially James Mullen the third

Man that nick coppersmith guy

by Just Ded Man December 7, 2021

Willy Chopper

A handjob enthusiast or connoisseur

Friend: did you guys have sex?
Me: No! She only gives handjobs, she’s a bit of a Willy Chopper

by Freddie21 January 10, 2022

Stratford Chopper

Someone flexible, possibly a yoga instructor sits reverse cowgirl with her legs behind her head. Then you use her legs like you're riding an Orange County Chopper

Once I knew she taught Yoga, I suggested we try a Stratford Chopper.

by FerGee May 21, 2023

David Copperfield

A one night stand where one person leaves immediately afterwards and you never speak to them again.

"Once the final act was over he found his partner had disappeared. She had pulled a David Copperfield"

by Smudgegirl April 17, 2024