Cracker Porn

"Reality TV" for rednecks, such as "Duck Dynasty" or "Honey Boo Boo".
You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!
by Poppa Capp January 01, 2014
Get the Cracker Porn mug.

Cunt Crackers

The crunchie rusty treats you eat when going down on a female who doesn't clean themselves, especially during their periods.
Man, I hope Lucas knows to look before he books with Cassie tonight. She has a long record of 1st date plates serving Cunt Crackers, Twat Twigs and Snatch Ratch.
by Rompinthomspon November 03, 2021
Get the Cunt Crackers mug.

Magical Cracker

The respective counterpoint to the Magical Negro. A white character in TV or Film Media that solves all the problems of the people around them, using an unreasonably broad range of suspiciously advanced skills or just straight up magic. They are usually female, guardian-type characters with kind demeanours whom also present the constant low-level threat they might put you inside their handbag-porthole if you cross them - never to be seen again.
Get the Magical Cracker mug.

Colorado Cracker

When you just finished off a bag of a saltine cracker and you got crumbs on your hands and proceed to finger your girl.
I just finished off the bag and she was horny so I gave her a Colorado cracker
by MaZZ_hubb July 10, 2017
Get the Colorado Cracker mug.

graham cracker

A closeted republican politician working to suppress gay rights or sexual freedom in the name of "family values".
A gigolo just outed that conservative senator from South Carolina. You know, I always suspected he was a graham cracker.
by ButtersB February 19, 2022
Get the graham cracker mug.

Graham cracker

When a white and black person fall in love they’ll make a graham cracker kid
by Lilnuggetky September 28, 2019
Get the Graham cracker mug.

cracker tongue

When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.
Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"
by TeamPlaya69 April 29, 2016
Get the cracker tongue mug.