Oblyveus Cracker

Caucasian rapper who believes he is the greatest hip hop artist of all time, but who is fat and dorky. The godfather of 5150 Drift style of hip hop.

He's not a rapper, he's fat, white, geeky, and bald. Thats Oblyveus Cracker crazy cracker rapper.

by {======}~~~$m0k3r July 20, 2010

Axle cracker

A speed bump. So named because if you drive too fast over one, it can cause serious damage to the suspension and/or axles of your car.

I had to take my car to the shop because I drove over an an axle cracker that I didn't see. The repairs cost me more than the car itself!

by meow2u3 August 25, 2010

Crackers on cheese

Ridiculous, deserving or inviting derision or mockery; absurd.

You think you're so much better than me, that's just crackers on cheese!

by Wadeo June 6, 2017

cracker fishing

When you go fishing and it is cracker.

Shu Justin come cracker fishing

by Shuumate May 21, 2023

Cracker Smacker

A name given to Twisted Tea and similar drinks after a viral video displayed a n-word-dropping white man getting smacked across the head with a can of Twisted Tea.

A: Dude, take it easy on the Cracker Smackers. You've had three already.
B: It's fine, I'm not even drunk.

by dumptrucksupremo July 10, 2021

Belinjo Crackers

Made from the fruit of a Belinjo (gnetum gnemon) tree, the ripe red fruit are boiled then pounded and dried into flat little disks that puff up a bit when fried for just a few seconds.

We hope you enjoy our cheese flavoured Belinjo crackers!

by nurshahzani August 11, 2021

Frosted Cracker

A Frosted Cracker is the result of playing the age old game where you and your mates circle jerk around a cracker until you all nut. Thus leaving the last one to nut to then eat the Frosted Cracker

Tony: LOL looks like rob is the last one to nut

Rob: Dang now i gotta eat the Frosted Cracker

by crackhead bible man October 26, 2022