crab gluck

when she got the glizzy grip too tight it gives you a burning boner

Bro my 5-inch double-decker pecker wrecker still hurts from that crab gluck your mum gave me last night... She got some real sandpaper hands.

by Leader of the Swaws September 15, 2023

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Crabs

Cranky 8 legged freaks armed with pincers.

Like crabs to a wounded bird, they proceeded to surround that guy and shred him to a bloody pulp with their pincers, prying at his flesh.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

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Crab

Someone is being moody for no valid reason

Why is Sara being rude today?

I don’t know she’s being such a crab.

by Jenevieve123 April 1, 2019

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Crab

If you look close enough you will notice two legs and jeans and two arms with claws on the end and two eyes sticking up and then it will ask for your money.

Friend 1: Dammet dude, I dropped my wallet in the water.
Crab: Ararragagagagahaha arrrgaarrarara wait until plankton sees my new strip club atrggrgggaga.

by mr krabs bank account May 13, 2020

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Crab

Somewhat derogatory/condescending name for members of the Royal Air Force (RAF) used mostly by the British Army and Royal Navy who see themselves as both more senior and more up market/classy.

Look at all those crabs in their cheap suits

by UrbaneUrban May 21, 2021

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