Broom Closet

The orafice located at the end of your digestive tract, butthole.

You don't want to go in there...its just a broom closet.

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

closet cosplay

A cosplay made entirely out of the clothes found in your closet, which means it requires minimal effort and is bound to be shitty.

You: What the hell? Who's that girl supposed to be?
Your knowledgeable friend: Didn't you see the death note? She's a fucking closet cosplay Misa.

by Mostflogged December 9, 2007

Closet Gay

What most atheists are hence their constant whining about homosexuality.

Jimmy the closet gay atheist took a huge cock up his ass while preaching about his bullshit atheism.

by Skialian January 5, 2014

Closet

An increasingly irrelevant position for a homosexual person to take. Exaggerated fear of exposure and the resultant evasive, hypocritical behaviour, can lead to tension, lack of trust, The inability of that person to make any freinds.
Closets are the true reason homosexuals are not trusted.

"my boyf...girlfreind"
"He's saying that because he's a closet homosexual, yet he dosn't talk about anything else"

by Larry Grayson October 7, 2003

Closet Conservative

Somebody who is kinda conservative but afraid to tell people because they are surrounded by a liberal majority that seems loud and scary because of that one time that SUPER conservative guy voiced his absolutely idiotic beliefs and was hated by everyone who wasn't scared of him shooting the place up or of the few who agreed.

Friend 1: Ya know insert name here?

Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Ya know how they always get quiet when we talk about politics?
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: I totally think they're a closet conservative.
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Yeah.

by Imwy June 19, 2017

colette

2 words. selfish bitch.

hey did you see that bitch today?

yeah i saw that bitch colette

by yvettecoolass May 18, 2018

closet boyfriend

The mutual boyfriend that only appears when another male becomes interested in the female

Bob: So ya wanna go out this friday?
Sarah: Sure! That soun-......
Jim: Hey hot stuff!
Sarah: Hey! Bob this is my boyfriend Jim.
Bob: Ummmm, WTF?

Jim is a Closet Boyfriend

by Dr. Moo June 7, 2007