All cops are bastard

I praise anarchism and peace, but acab men. All cops are bastard.
by dovahkiin4201 December 15, 2018
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Optimism Cop

A person who has a negative or hostile attitude towards anything that isn't 100% positivity. These kinds of people have the good vibes only mindset & expect everything to go perfectly 100% of the time to their taste. If something should go wrong, they have a hostile mentality towards it.
When I expressed how I felt to the Optimism Cop, he told me not to "be negative".
by Rill GiktokExcelticus September 12, 2021
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Cop Pigs

Stupid NPC cops in GTA V and Online who can't even act like fucking real life cops. You end up getting a 1 wanted star just because of going into your garage, walking and doing nothing wrong. They are also known as bald fucktards.
Player 1: Let's see your car, bro!
Player 2: Okay, hold on, I gotta be back. *walks into garage, gets a car then leaves the garage*
Player 2: Hey, here's my go- *Cop Pigs comes*
Player 1: Aw sh- *both dead by many gunshots*
by SteinsSpar March 30, 2019
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cop hour

3-4am; The hour in which police officers are on the highest alert for criminal activity.
Random Hippie "Hey man be careful, it's cop hour, the pigs are really out for blood tonight!"
Random Plug "Yeah, there's one parked by the bank right now with his lights off, watch out."
by loud_ April 27, 2017
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Cop on your neck

When one consumes both meth and fentanyl
"Ay yo, you wanna cop on your neck? This shit will fuck you up."
by Lil Fentanyl August 20, 2020
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Amazon Cop

A fake police officer (usually located in Florida) who purchases deceptive items from Amazon in order to fulfill a deeply rooted psychiatric desire for a false sense of superiority & control.
Amazon Cop: A suspect was detained for having red and blue flashing lights in his vehicle, while wearing a "Police issued" Police Halloween costume.
by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 14, 2023
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Cop-Rusal

when a frantic ex calls cops on a big, angry, high, ex con to punch her out....cops come, and mr. almost always REFUSE to obey COP demands.......i.e. Cop - Rusal. ...merch they didn't pay for...but took anyway..........Cop Rusal....... obey all laws and avoid these situations, yo
LaShawn and Orpheeneesha Terrell were telling me at the bail bond store that many of the lower rung of humans in whatever city have the nerve to say cops are corrupt Cop-Rusal to that, Girlfriend. Cops should Refuse or Cop-Rusal to be treated so unfairly. If Dontell and L'Roy obeyed cop instructions.......right?
by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 09, 2020
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