Texas Cop

Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.

I thought he might help me with the groceries, but he just stood there like a Texas Cop.

by KittyPetunia May 31, 2022

ex cop

What a cop would be if he got as authoritative and hostile with a female as he routinely does with males. Males are conditioned to accept authoritative behavior and hostility from both sexes from about the time they are born, while females are taught that they are human and don't have to put up with anyone's shit (but that it's okay if other people put up with theirs).

A cop wouldn't have to kill a female to become an ex cop or go to prison over an interaction with a female civilian, all he would have to do is get as authoritative and hostile with her as he did with male civilians on a regular basis. Female lives must be worth a lot more than male lives, male lives must be junk and female lives must be critical.

by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021

Cop’s breakfast

When you expand an asshole enough and hold it open you pour warm coffee in the crevasse then you break a doughnut in half dunk it in the coffee then eat it

I had a cop’s breakfast the other day, love my coffee with a little milk

by Pun intended December 29, 2021

Cop-Rusal

when a frantic ex calls cops on a big, angry, high, ex con to punch her out....cops come, and mr. almost always REFUSE to obey COP demands.......i.e. Cop - Rusal. ...merch they didn't pay for...but took anyway..........Cop Rusal....... obey all laws and avoid these situations, yo

LaShawn and Orpheeneesha Terrell were telling me at the bail bond store that many of the lower rung of humans in whatever city have the nerve to say cops are corrupt Cop-Rusal to that, Girlfriend. Cops should Refuse or Cop-Rusal to be treated so unfairly. If Dontell and L'Roy obeyed cop instructions.......right?

by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 8, 2020

COVID Cop

Someone who enforces Covid 19 and social distancing measures.

“No we can’t seat a table of 6!” said the COVID Cop

by Jonathan Sankey November 9, 2020

Gravel Road Cops

Humorous play on the acronym GRC, the French abbreviation for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, in reference to the remote rural areas where their officers tend to patrol.

"Damn gravel road cops always jacking me up. This is the 3rd ticket this month."

by koevoet November 10, 2020

TV cop

The one kind of cop more full of shit than a regular cop.

The TV Cop kept talking about how what he did to that unarmed black guy made him a real life hero, that it was more than TV.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020