coin condom

The wrapping around rolls of coins.

We need coin condoms to drop these quarters off at the bank.

by Dapak September 4, 2022

Diamond Condom

Condom for rich dudes infused with real diamonds.

My friend Elon Musk has a diamond Condom and he loves it.

by donga don September 11, 2022

Ronald McDonald condom

When a man dresses up as a clown and paints himself like a clown and puts on a condom filled with a singular McDonalds menu item in it while trying to get their partner to have a marathon of sexual intimacy until it burst them the man try’s to eat the ingredients out of there partners hole.

Man: hey babe can we try Ronald McDonald condom?
Partner: sure what is it?
Man: (already painting himself and ordering the item online)

by McDonald’s booty muncher. January 22, 2026

Broke The Condom

Your teammate dying leaving you unprotected

"Man i was playing fortnite and these nerds broke the condom"

by PotassiumTG92 January 29, 2026

Bohemian Condom

Pulling out

My friend Minh used a bohemian condom last night. It’s up to god now…

by StudatronWizard February 7, 2026

Umbilical condom

When after birth, the umbilical cord is saved preserved with preservatives from a bag of beef jerky or similar preservatives, kept moist then stretched, put on your penis then masterbaited into.

Yo, I just used an umbilical condom!

by Kokobolivia Von mallen February 7, 2026

Stealing jizz out of a used condom

And you're right anti-ghosting guy. It is like that.

Hym Iam "It's like stealing jizz out of a used condom what they are doing here."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2026