Comparison Ford

One who compares things all of the time.

stop comparing things, you are such a comparison ford

by Bob Pruitt January 27, 2010

compeating

eating while being on your computer

Give me my laptop back. My food is ready and I want to be compeating while checking out the latest Black Crowes tour dates.

by Theophilos July 28, 2010

Computer Shocker

The act of putting three thumb "flash"drives into three USB ports in one computer. Taken from the orginal shocker, "Three in the USB"!

Hey here is my thumb drive, can you download that paper for me? Sorry man ran out of USB ports! Oh damm, your USB ports are getting plugged up by the COMPUTER SHOCKER!!!

by JDJ55 December 8, 2010

Complainville

The place that people who bitch a lot need to be sent to..

Complainer go to Complainville!!!

by door2 The hall. bich February 23, 2011

comparandum

a thing that is to be compared with something else
pl. comparanda

teacher: "Now that you have read this poem, here is another poem which makes an interesting comparandum. Do you notice any similarities between them?"

by nkwr November 19, 2011

computerus

Strategically placing an overheated laptop over one's uterus to ease menstrual cramps.

It's that time of the month, so me and my old Mac are having some computerus time in bed.

by Emmerbembu November 4, 2013

compostit

A photo made up of several parts, similar to a composite, but leads the audience to falsely believe it is a real photo. Sometimes assisted with text.

Post: Here is a spectacular long exposure shot of the Milky Way, with a beautiful silky smooth waterfall in the foreground and some eagles soaring overhead through the warm sun-lit god-rays from the fluffy clouds, a lightning strike, and a few unicorns dancing in the distance under the double rainbow. We’ve been waiting patiently all day to capture such a rare such a moment! Oh by the way it’s a compostit image .. ooh I mean a composite image.

Comment: yes it's compost alright :D

by mogydee June 24, 2018