Colonel Sanders

The founder of KFC

Kentucky Fried Chicken is the new era of slavery, putting black people back at work..they loves them fried chicken!

Sharpton for prezident y'all! Im outie! Peace

by James Lowe September 21, 2004

Colonel Mustard

An army term: To dip ones pork sword in your commanding officers antique mustard pot to gain revenge.

Neil was not happy with his team leaders 6 month evaluation of him and took it upon himself to Colonel mustard him.

by Jonah Blue November 16, 2007

Colten

He is a skin little kid that play fornite 24/7 of his life and white af and has some friends but still a cool guy

Colten needs to go out side

by Warrior David 21 May 19, 2018

The colonel

man who sold his recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Made millions off his family: his family gets 6 cents for every piece of chicken sold to this day. Hardcore avid racist, once even saying (when his customers were primarily black), "I wish all these spooks and niggers would leave my restaurant, then I might get more profits!"

"Man, The colonel is my idol. He created KFC, thats all I need."

"The colonel was a gay racist."

by Fic May 30, 2006

Colon Glove

portion of the colon that may stick to the penis as one pulls out. May resemble a small tail.

Looks like your fingers when you take a latex glove off....: He was so deep in her ass, the colon glove looked like a tail hanging from her ass when he pulled out.

by Sarber June 24, 2008

colon roach

A person who licks/eats ass.

The boy scout leader was a colon roach.

by Turtledude October 19, 2008

Colon Demon

A way of describing a massively terrible bowel movement and/or constipation.

Also synonymous with "Alcohol Shits"

I was in the bathroom for half an hour with "colon demons"

I have a terrible case of "colon demons", I can't wait to get home.

After the party last night I suffered from a bad case of "colon demons"

by DaschsMeister March 25, 2010