palomar college

10% community college
10% ashtray
80% parking lot

I parked at Palomar College, walked for 15 minutes through the parking lot to get to class, and saw more cigarettes on the ground then there are students on campus.

by some student November 27, 2006

Union College

First of all, the things listed above are old school. You want the real deal, check this out. Union is in Schenectady: heart of NY. We're not from the City, and we're not on the Canadian border, we're basically perfectly located. The campus is gorgeous in all seasons, small and walkable, and the buildings are beautiful.
The people here are kick-ass: brains, beauty and brawn. Not everyone is preppy, not everyone is rich. The kids are varied and down to earth, accessible and personable. It's easy to meet people from various backgrounds and we're not just a bunch of clones. Yeah, we've got some Coach and Armani, but no one's scared to rock some Target fashions. Also, we're not defined by our Greek life. The sorority girls aren't a bunch of blonde coke-heads, and our frat brothers are not roofying maniacs.
This IS the real Union College.

Mechanical engineering, Minnesota, Delta Delta Delta sister
East Asian Studies, Voorheesville, NY, Ballroom Dancer
Environmental Studies, Texas, Alpha Epsilon Pi brother
English and Art, Maine, Minerva House Council
Spanish and Economics, Schenectady, Volleyball

All here at Union College...

by Union March 27, 2008

Reed College

Reed College, in the Pacific Northwest, is known primarily for turning out Fuckin' Reedies!

Fuckin' Reedies is a derogatory term co-opted by Reedies and used as a welcome.

by Eliot Hall August 25, 2005

Honors College

The place where Sarah Fannin goes.

"I'm Sarah Fannin, I go to the HONORS COLLEGE at FAU. No no, not FAU, its the HONORS COLLEGE, its separate. Excuse me, did I forget to mention I go to the Honors College?"

by Steve Fannin December 15, 2004

Collicott

A stereotypical bitch that thinks she's a good principal.

She's so stereotypical she's a Collicott!

by The Pretty Princesses December 17, 2008

collateral drainage

When a male urinates before aiming, presuming the urine will go in the toilet bowl, but it does not.

"Zed"

Hey Maynard, did you pee all over the bathroom floor?

"Maynard"

Yeah. Sorry man, collateral drainage, I'll wipe it up.

by Gabe Boyce June 27, 2010

College Party Guru

The College Party Guru is the king of college partying. He knows all the drinkings games that will mess you fast and is the best dressed at every theme party. If you are the most knowledgeable, the Guru, at partying in college then this is you!

Look at the College Party Guru doing a keg stand.

by KingCPG November 12, 2011