Italian coffee maker

An act of cumming on a girls face, but before doing so, you slap a Super Mario mustache on her giving her a concussion, then proceeding to dump hot coffee on her, finally, you add your cream the mix

Bro I got with Tiffany the other night. We got back to my place and I threw her around like a muppet, busted her head open on the door, then i gave her the old Italian coffee maker, just to show her my heritage.

by Peeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn February 20, 2021

alabama coffee bean

It’s when one person shits in someone else’s mouth and they grind it up with their teeth. They then proceed to “vape” the grinded shit dust out onto the other persons ass.

My brother Preston and I did the Alabama coffee bean because my vape was dead.

by Large_Father January 23, 2018

sterling coffee situation

the act of licking someone's asshole.

That girl is a definite sterling coffee situation.

by ialsohatepeople August 7, 2011

Empire Tea and Coffee

A coffee shop on Broadway in Newport, Rhode Island. It is a popular spot to hang out for high school age kids. It is also the maker of many a tea, the most unique of which is the bubble tea, a ordinary tea with small tapioca balls in it. The mochi is also creative; ice cream put inside a chewy rice paper. A Lite-Brite table is another innovation of the coffee shop.

Guy: Hey wanna meet up at Empire Tea and Coffee tomorrow?

Me: Yeah, I'm planning on getting a green tea.

Guy: Which kind? They have like fifteen!

by GilletteX December 15, 2008

Going out for coffee

This is what teens use when trying to hide the fact they are about to go do a mad line of cocaine with the lads.

Chris: Hey Tom you going out for coffee later?
Tom: Of course ;;)))

by Bensplant July 15, 2018

coffee can exhaust

an exhaust system ( IF u choose to call it as such!) whose sound resembles that of lawn mower or weed whacker ALMOST if not COMPLETELY to the tee. (Usually large in size, but heinous in appearance)

-when identifying with a coffee can exhaust, during acceleration (usually a long process for such cars), u may add the words: pleeease *shift* fiiiiix *shift* meeeeeeeeee*!!

by Lali September 21, 2003

glass coffee table

A metaphor for the larger thing being destroyed in an attempt to eliminate a much smaller thing.

The conservative justices might have noted that 'voting fraud', which several states claim they are trying to prevent, is essentially nonexistent. As one federal judge put it, such laws are akin to using “a sledgehammer to hit an imaginary fly on a glass coffee table.”

by Monkey's Dad July 2, 2021