cofo

Fuck you, four o'clock. The REAL definition is "cousin fucker." It's like mofo but better. And just as good as cafo. Viva la Revolution!

"I hear Meg Malm is a cofo." "Ewww, incest!"

by Meg Malm Is A Cofo January 7, 2005

coffin dick

The condition that results after having unprotected sex with hesh ass girls.

"Yo brochief i totally fucked this bitch last night and woke up to find that bitch gave me that coffin dick"

by ibaphomet November 8, 2007

Black coffee

To slap someone's soul from his/her body with your one good hand.

I Black coffee'd my disobedient son.

by South African Banter September 30, 2016

coffee burned

verb : the act of having so much coffee that you sweat thru your deodorant and ultimatly thru your shirt leaving the foul odor of body odor and coffee

john was so tired this morning he had an entire pot of coffee, by lunch time you could see he coffee burned thru his shirt

by shortangryjew March 12, 2009

Coffee Roll

Its when a man sicks a broom in his anus and pretends he is a witch.

Hey man, your friend was doing a cray coffee roll last night.

by Givethecash May 6, 2009

Coffee h2h

Having a heart to heart (h2h) conversation with your colleague during a coffee break, while at work

A: "Susan, where have you been? The boss has been calling you"
Susan: "I was having a Coffee h2h with B"
A: "Huh?"
Susan: "Ohh a heart to heart conversation during the coffee break"

by NonSen November 25, 2009

Coffee Bitch

a gender-neutral term of endearment bestowed on one who makes or gets coffee for others.

Though the ideal job for a coffee bitch is a barista or coffee shop owner, one may also find a coffee bitch in an office or at home.

The common identifiable trait of a coffee bitch is the willingness and exceptional capabilities of making good coffee for the enjoyment of themselves and others.

Coffee snobs revere coffee bitches as gods/goddesses because without them their lives are often uncaffeinated and meaningless; or worse, subjected to the consumption of crappy coffee.

"Who's the coffee bitch today? I buy you fly..."

by Tominsky September 29, 2011