(n.) When a group of men jerk off away from each other in a circular shape. There is a women in the middle who directs their movement. It is used as a shield to protect against unwanted contact. No one would speak to you if there was a circle of men jerking off in their way.
I wanted to speak to her, but she had a reverse circle jerk going on, I didn't want cum on me, that would be gay.
by Wen Done April 05, 2018
A bunch of kids(football, athletic) who masturbate into each others bums. or Just Retards and pricks.
by bidamin December 21, 2014
Work hard in a real gym. Eat healthy foods in sensible portions for 3 years and you too can be an Ab Circle Ho.
by JustThink4Once December 31, 2010
A group of males with abnormally large breasts using their arms to cause a nearby group of males to ejaculate; often done while sitting down in a circle.
by BOB THE BUILDER OF HELL September 18, 2019
The ring of hair that forms around the nipple of a women after she has refused to shave for several days. The hair forms around the outer wall of the nipple and pokes up similar to that of a field of corn. The nipple resembles that of an alien space ship that has landed and then taken off.
My girlfriend Sandy walked into my room naked as a mole rat. I asked her, "Hey Sandy, will you shave your tits. You have a crop circle forming along each one which gives off a bad vibe for me and makes my dick limp."
by TurdFurggison October 20, 2010
Oh man. I remember years ago when TED conferences were filled with genuinely inspiring, fascinating and ground-breaking presentations. That recent TEDx conference was just a pseudo-intellectual circle jerk.
by PseudoIntellect June 29, 2012
by Clout Boy Ralph January 30, 2018