black card

when a white kid is allowed to say nigga

White kid:whats up niggas!
Black kid 1: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY
black kid 2: its cool he has a black card
black kid 1: oh whats up son

by ginganinja0 December 29, 2009

card party

A virtual party for which guests individually mail greeting cards to the guest of honor. Organizers of the party identify a list of friends, relatives, colleagues, etc. and contact them, inviting them all to send cards to the same person to observe/commemorate a special occasion in the life of the guest of honor.

Two weeks before she turned 70, Phyllis' kids organized a card party. She was surprised by the volume of birthday cards she received from so many friends.

by JoelinCA January 16, 2007

A Gentleman's Calling-Card

A friendly gesture between two heterosexual men, where one inserts a finger into the other's anus as a means of greeting.

1) Vincenzo Capozzoli always leaves a gentleman's calling-card.

2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.

3) Gads, that young whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a bounder!

by Baarakiss October 6, 2008

card puncher

Someone who dates purposely to take someone's v card; also called hit it and quit it.

Stay away from Tom, he's a real card puncher.

by Maggie Cunningham September 1, 2006

Cardboard Sock

(n) A Forgotten or misplaced aid for mopping up of excess semen after masturbation / wanking / 5 knuckle shuffle.

Usually under bed for sometime leaving thick, hard casing around item.

"Watched that Roco Sex trainer IX last night...blew up good stlye...
Luckily I found a cardboard sock from last time under the bed"

by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 19, 2009

cardboard banker

anyone who holds up lines everywhere they go as they pump most of there earnings into scratchoff tickets.

'Hey look kids, the cashier has been here all along. The holdup is being caused by the witless cardboard banker who is covered in ticket shavings.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

cardboard carnival

A housing complex or neighborhood comprised of cardboard boxes, usually situated on a piece of public property. Frequently referred to as a last-resort housing option for people who currently would not be considered vagrants (college students, recently unemployed)

Since my company downsized me, I am going to have to choose between moving in with my parents or moving into the cardboard carnival.

by Larnge April 8, 2010