cooked

cooked means "screwed" or "helpless"; usually used to denote that somebody is utterly fucked

That nigga is got 2/100 in the test, bros cooked

by IEnjoyWastingTime December 9, 2023

Cook

(Verb) To cook is commonly reffered to as to working hard on a certain task or project.

Pronounciation: /ko k/

The term 'to cook' originated from the Netflix show Breaking Bad, when they often would use the term about cooking meth.

From there it has been more and more commonly interprented as to just work in general.

Walter: Jesse... let it go... we need to cook

by Sveskejuice December 12, 2023

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.

Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.

by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023

max cook

touches dogs especially pugs

"hey lola come here you dirty girl, my name is max cook by the way."

by fatgrandma December 15, 2023

ridge cook

a disgusting gross piece of lard. if you ever run in to someone like this go the other way. His stench will make your eyes water, along with his dirty fingernails. one word for this dude GROSS....

Ew.. Did you see Ridge Cook in the hallway today?.... I so ran the other way.

by girl890 November 16, 2018

This Cooks My Duck

An expression that can be used before "your goose is cooked" when said as you're upset or after hearing "your goose is cooked" as a casual response.

To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"

by M.O.H.I.O.M. December 5, 2018

The Raymond Cook

when a male repeatedly calls a male coworker a homo in hopes that he will leave his heterosexual life behindfor a homosexual life together.

I've been giving him the raymond cook him for 2 years now and he still hasn't figured it out.

by Raymond Matthew Cook December 7, 2018