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Canon Kings

A term coined by legend Lucky Luciano which is used to signify the beauty of a fan ship that should be canon
Jeremy: klance is canon kings!
by shirosaclone July 16, 2018
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The Cannonball Challenge

The Cannonball Challenge consists of eating nothing but cheese for a week straight whilst forcing oneself to not poop. On the last day, one must take laxatives equivalent to 10x the regular dosage.

Later that night, one will poop and release a cannonball of shit into the toilet and post it online, tagging 10 friends and challenging them to attempt The Cannonball Challenge.
My friend and I attempted The Cannonball Challenge. Ever since, I’ve had consistent bloody stools. On the bright side, food goes right through me now!
by CannonballChallengeEnthusiast September 3, 2019
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Canton, MI

A place where no one knows how to drive faster than 10 below the speed limit while consistently holding onto two of the top 5 worst intersections in the state.
Dude1: Hey sorry I'm late but I had to drive through Canton, MI to get here.

Dude2: For real? It would've been faster if you just walked.
by Canton Michigan January 22, 2018
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Red Canning It

When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.

The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.

Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).

Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and

5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!

Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
by InsertPseudoNameHere January 16, 2011
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Head-Canyon

When you head canon something so far fetched it becomes illogical and impossible to believe.
I head-canyon that the smurfs are really white supremisists. That's why they all wear white.
by DaxSatodile August 31, 2017
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Big Balls Cannoli

Big Balls Cannoli is the true definition of purity. There is nothing better than Big Balls Cannoli, nor will anything ever be better then Big Balls Cannoli. Can be used as a name for someone who has power over you like the word "king", or can be used as a describing word.
Wow, Big Balls Cannoli is looking really good today!

Ur such a Big Balls Cannoli!

Don't you love Big Balls Cannoli?
by Big Balls Cannoli October 21, 2014
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