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Brandon

Brandon is one of the sweetest and most good looking guy ever. He may be hard to deal with but he’s still the loving guy. He hides his emotions and try’s to say he’s fine all the time although he is hurting he has a caring side for his girlfriend he is calm and collective with her and makes her feel like the only girl in the world. He is tall even though he thinks he isn’t he’s brown hair with these beautiful brown eyes. He is sweet and kind but at the same time he’s rude and mean. If you hurt his girlfriend he would go to the ends of the earth for her. He spends all his money on her because he wants to spoil her constantly. With that if you ever find yourself being friends with a Brandon keep them and if you are his girlfriend stay with him.
Hey, is that Brandon?

Yeah that is let’s go talk to him!
by Lovergirl1028 January 27, 2025
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BRANDON IS A BITCH LIKE BRO IS A BUCK TEETH BIGBACK DWARF MENACE
Brandon's a bitch and a womanizer (male slut) please don't talk to fucking BRANDON of all ppl🥲
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A chopped kid who thinks they are miles morales also they are chopped and think they looked good
Look over there is Brandon he's so choppedddddddddddd
by olahcommoestas February 6, 2025
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A man with a very large penis who is good at soccer
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a quickie in fast food restrooms using only kitchen utensils between 2 guys
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Someone who should never date anyone, especially if their name starts with M and ends with addy. Break up with him now. I’m serious. If his last name is Griffin, then you should probably dump him and throw him into a very deep ocean filled with sharks.
A person: I’m dating Brandon

Me: you’re making the worse choice in the world, leave while you can
by BrandonHater2009 April 24, 2025
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Brandon is a faggot
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