bomb some submarines

to take a big dump that is so huge that the water comes up from the splashing poop and hits your buttcheeks

One time, I took a dump so big, that I my dad had to stir it so it would go down.

by Brendan Dean February 29, 2004

BOMB File

BOMB represents the acronym for "Beat Off Mental Bank." In other words, the images u have in your mind for inspiration during masturbation.

(Two friends at a pub having a drink & checking out the ladies)

Guy #1: "Check out that girl over there in the black shirt."
Guy #2: "Already in my BOMB file, dude."

by JT Amish August 9, 2009

aerial bomb

this is when someone stands up on a toilet seat (or from any other high position) and takes a shit

Whoa dude!!! that aerial bomb you just took splatted all over the side of the toilet!!!

by take a guess December 6, 2004

EMP Bomb

A device that is used to destroy electronics in a large area. Can be built for under $400!

People are unaware that groups such as Al Qaeda may cripple the US economy with a few strategically placed EMP bombs.

by Maddzakk August 30, 2005

joke bomb

It's a joke bomb when you hear the joke and don't laugh right away... but a minute later boom you are laughing your head off.

It's a delayed reaction. You hear the joke and you don't react that it isn't funny, you just experience a delayed reaction, either laughing or by saying "OMG I get it!" - just doesn't twig right away.

AKA JOKE GRENADE.

Comedian: PUNCHLINE.

Audience: Laughs.

You: Silent..
You: Sudden guffaw...
Friend: Ha HA - Joke Bomb!

by annamaryse December 29, 2007

throat bomb

A "bomb" of ejaculate emitted to the back of the throat of a female, who has caused you to have an orgasm from a blow job.

Keisha was givin me head last night and I give her a massive throat bomb cuz.

by jaydubyoo February 17, 2008

Ass Bomb

The latest, greatest craze among Jihadist suicide bombers. Developed by Al Queda, it involves packing your rectal cavity with a pound of plastic explosive + detonator.

That middle eastern guy is walking very slow and looks uncomfortable. He might be packing an ass bomb.

by JohnnyBunch October 2, 2009