When your ear is bored and you randomly decide to stick your ear up to someone's mouth and listen to them breathe
I became boardear so I went to my sleeping mother and put my ear on her mouth and listened to her breathe until she awoke.
by Jazmeneenna August 20, 2017
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Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles
Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 28, 2017
Get the board my platform mug.A meme where what we can assume the manager is asking everybody what they should do about a topic, the first 2 people say things that are normally hated by the community and the last person says something the community would like but he gets thrown out the window by the boss instead
Boss: Alright team if we want the wii u to be a succesful entertainment platform, we need to include key features
Man Worker: Tv compadibilty
Women Worker: Netflix
Final Worker: Dvd Playback
*Final Worker thrown out the boardroom suggestion*
Man Worker: Tv compadibilty
Women Worker: Netflix
Final Worker: Dvd Playback
*Final Worker thrown out the boardroom suggestion*
by Cobja March 11, 2018
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