a remedial blowjob is a blowjob given by someone who hasn't done it before and isnt really that good either. in fact it pretty much sucks. all puns intended. however depending on the stuation they'll usually go for it again in a much more....pleasureful.... manner.
Guy A:"Yo dude I heard you got a blow-job from Becca last night!"
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."
by thai kitteh February 28, 2011
by JesterRP May 05, 2022
A deepthroat blowjob in which the receiver is being grabbed in the back of the head, pushed down on the penis until his/hers forehead is smacked against the giver's stomach, repeatedly
by eilat13 October 07, 2021
To receive a blowjob while simultaneously being punched repeatedly in the balls in a speedbag fashion.
by Legen dairy July 13, 2022
by Banana Boom December 18, 2021
getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)
me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"
by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025
When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock
by shooop dowoop April 23, 2022