you know what, i dont give a bloody shit

What you say when youve just had enough and cant be bovered to listen to someone drone on for any longer.

geography teacher: today we are learning about global warming

!st person: global warming will soon cause massive destruction and in about 40 generations global death.

2nd person:do you know what, i dont give a bloody shit.

by daisyssis21 December 8, 2009

Stfu before i make you lick my bloody ear ring

This is obviously a code for hardcore gay sex. When expressed by a male, he really wants to get in that guy booty.

Guy1: You don't scare me!
Guy2: Stfu before I make you lick my bloody ear ring!
Guy1: Ummmm....
Guy2: ;)

by Randomdude990 May 9, 2016

bloody brain

When you squeeze your testicles so hard till it cuts off their circulation, it looks like a bloody brain.

I sent a picture of my "bloodybrain" to my girlfriend.

I got my girl so mad, she grabbed my nuts so hard and ended up giving me a bloody brain..

by VaJayJ October 7, 2013

bloody bloody

Another phrase for when you’re angry . Can replace any swear word with bloody bloody.

What the bloody bloody is that bloody bloody doing!

by Solette wayes June 18, 2020

bloody heck

admit it you wanted urban to say "Get The Bloody Heck Mug" (bloody heck is a swear when you rage)

Get The Bloody Heck Mug, Also Get A Neck Gaiter something idk

by That One Guy Thats Dead10101 April 15, 2022

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

Bloody Tyrone

A Bloody Mary beverage made with Vodka, tomato juice, and hot sauce and completed with garnish consisting of a piece of fried chicken, a red hot cheeto, and a watermelon slice. Optionally served with a sidecar of red or purple koolaid.

L’ Queefa is you going to order a Bloody Tyrone with your bunch?

by L’Carla April 27, 2024