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River

A girl who is nice, cute, funny, smart, hot, and is in love with taylor swift.
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Joan Rivers

an American comedian, actress, producer, writer, and television host. She was noted for her blunt, often controversial comedic persona that was heavily self-deprecating and acerbic, especially towards celebrities and politicians, delivered in her signature New York accent. She is considered a pioneer of women in comedy.23 She received an Emmy Award and a Grammy Award, as well as nomination for a Tony Award.

Rivers started her career in comedy clubs in Greenwich Village alongside her peers George Carlin, Woody Allen, and Richard Pryor.4 She then rose to prominence in 1965 as a guest on The Tonight Show. Hosted by her mentor, Johnny Carson, the show established Rivers's comedic style. In 1986, with her own rival program, The Late Show with Joan Rivers, Rivers became the first woman to host a late night network television talk show. She subsequently hosted The Joan Rivers Show (1989–1993), winning a Daytime Emmy for Outstanding Talk Show Host. From the mid-1990s, she became known for her comedic red carpet awards show celebrity interviews.56 Rivers co-hosted the E! celebrity fashion show Fashion Police from 2010 to 2014 and starred in the reality series Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? (2011–2014) with daughter Melissa Rivers.
I love Joan Rivers she is so irreverent and hilarious
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Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023
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river

River is a person who you can never let go out of your life. she has the perfect body and the perfect smile and no matter what they do stick with them till you die. When river smiles she lights up the whole room for hours on end. She might have had a tough childhood and teen age years but cheer her up, help her forget about it and help her make more memories with her new friends. river is the type of person that you can trust your whole life with and she wouldn’t break it. people say that she is ugly and fat when she has the body everyone dreams of. River is the definition of perfect and instead of heather or Delilah you should get yourself a river. They were amazing, kind, beautiful, thoughtful, and did I mention beautiful. River is also a magnet to the boys ;) even the hottest boys and girls day ex her because she is worth it. All the boys and girls that break her heart is just another person on my list to beat tf out of. ily river and just know I’m always gonna be here for you <3
“I found myself a river!”

“omg you are so lucky! I wish I had a river they are smart beautiful and overall amazing!”
by khloegaines January 9, 2022
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River

can't really type, uhh cool ig and well likes indoors not outdoors and you guys need to write for male and not just fucking filled with male = hot and girl = sweet for that name SERIOUSLY COME ON BRUHHH
FUCK RIVER! HE'S A BITCH! I'LL KILL HIM! AARRRGFHHHHHHHHHHH
by tru meaning of RIVER xd February 19, 2021
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River bend middle school

AJ: Did you hear that David hit a devious lick in the men's restroom at river bend middle school?

Dylan: no watever
by faggotrone September 14, 2021
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River b

Your a river b
by Blewyp February 9, 2023
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