Baseball bat nigger dildo penis

A baseball bat colored black and is a silicone dildo that can cum alot alot in the but of kids in booty hole land.

I'm gonna shove a fucking baseball bat nigger dildo penis up my kids ass.

by 56Explosivediareahabrats March 23, 2023

Ape-ass, bat-shit crazy

A huge step higher than just plain old bat-shit crazy; Britney Spears

"Tom Cruise may be bat-shit crazy, but that Britney Spears is ape-ass, bat-shit crazy!"

by Lorraine Bates January 17, 2008

Bat-shit Donald Trump crazy

Crazy as fuck, outlandish and

perpetually unnecessarily rude and is always right rather then wrong when 99% of the time they’re wrong as fuck, annoying as fuck and won’t shut up

Hey you talked to Ryan lately?

You mean Mr. Bat-shit Donald Trump crazy?
Yep nailed it.

by mr.pseudonym November 18, 2020

Skeet Skat Two Cats And A Bat!

A phrase, much like the f-word which can replace nouns, verbs, or other sentence parts.

DUDE, I just got a Wii!

Well than, skeet skat two cats and a bat!

by Char9 June 18, 2007

te-n pula mea ca te si bat

Something invented by Ionut, who is a crow and doesn't know how to speak Romanian, so he stuck his dick in a 2-year-old child

Mi-ai futut copilul de 2 ani , te-n pula mea ca te si bat

by gvrunziu November 19, 2022

corking the bat

1. Popping a Cialis or Viagra before sex to get the competitive edge of a superhuman unconquerable shaft.

Friend 1- I heard you're gonna lay it down with that Sabina chick tonight, I heard she is insatiable...have you thought about corking the bat?
Friend 2- I don't know, isn't that cheating?
Friend 1- You think you and your dick are better than Barry Bonds?....you better cork that shit.

by Professor T. Bigglesworth November 17, 2020

Germano The Bat

Once Again, Mushroom Empire's OC, FICTONAL NOT REAL.

''Germano The Bat Isnt A Vampire''

by empire RoomMush JP September 6, 2023