Bashment Sissy

Men who argue and fight like women.
A recent example of this is the fight between armz and bouncer in the uk.

How can you run your mouth like your bad but you fight like a bashment sissy

by John wicked inna bed September 19, 2021

Bashment Sissy

Men who argue and fight like women.
A recent example of this is the arms vs bouncer fight

It also refers to men who gossip and behave like keyboard warriors on social media.

Since I’ve been on clubhouse I’ve seen so many bashment sissy it’s unreal. Where are these men’s fathers?

by John wicked inna bed September 20, 2021

Basement children

Will smith aproves 👨🏿 ⚖️👌🏿

I have 156 basement children

This is a joke please dont take it seriously

by AssGripper2003 June 23, 2022

Basement Cat

A noun used to describe a person who is held captive as a sex slave in the basement.

I generally have to feed my basement cat from time to time because they get a little feisty.

by Dark_Wonder May 16, 2023

Progressive Bashment

Progressive Bashment
Is a form of verbal abuse where victims are subjected to a continual stream of relentless, irritating and pointless nagging. This is then shortly followed by the victim then bashing the abuser (parent, boss etc…) around the head with wet tea bags followed by half eaten apples.

People guilty of Progressive Bashment say:
“I don’t mean to go on but…” Then go on… and on...and on...
“I know I’ve said this already…” Then says it again…and again...
“I don’t mean to state the obvious but…” Then states the obvious, again and again...

by Fo-Shizzel October 22, 2008

textbook basic

noun: one whose lifestyle, personality, behaviors, or situation are so simple that they are described completely and frequently in various foundational, introductory, or base-level textbooks; often but not necessarily one who finds great difficulty in circumstances with which a reasonable person would not struggle

David is such a textbook basic that my Psych 101 book had covered all of his problems by the third page.

by chronofiler October 22, 2014

Seattle Basic Bitch

A Seattle basic bitch is not to different than a regular basic bitch. This basic bitch originated from Seattle or surrounding areas. As a basic bitch is generally a female, there are some males who have caught the basic bitch syndrome. She/He takes pictures of everything and posts them on a variety of social media sites; Facebook, Instagram, snapchat. They often take adventures to magical places like a Seahawks game, Starbucks, chipotle or some other type of 'basic hippie' location. She/he documents the outing with a selfie to make sure the world knows. Selfies include; pictures in their Seahawks swag, pictures with their Starbucks drink, pictures at a festival or rave, or a combination of the sort of 'basic' activities one might do in Seattle.

Did you see Sara's Instagram? She posted another selfie in her Seahawks gear with another white chocolate mocha from Starbucks with the hashtag #fuckthe49ers. What a Seattle basic bitch.

by Seattlelover January 7, 2015