Baseball

Baseball is a game that smokers play while smoking marijuana. You hold in the smoke from every hit you take and the first one who breathes the smoke out loses

My lungs are stronger then all my friends i beat all my friends in baseball

by Da Bay Go Crazy December 9, 2008

all your base

Something which belong to us.

All your base are belong to us.

by Spork August 29, 2003

eighth base

When the male partner inserts his testicles into the female partner's anus with his penis simultaneously inserted into the vagina. This often creates a side effect known as "fecal testicles" which most men find discomforting.

"Dude, I totally got to eighth base last night."

"I wouldn't try eighth base because it makes your balls all shitty."

by The Douche Monkey June 18, 2014

Jumping onto White Base

1. The act of screaming (In an AAAAAAAA or AHHHHHH fashion) after a statement, usually when it's unnecessary to do so.

2. See we're jumping onto white base

The phrase stems from an episode of the anime Mobile Suit Gundam when Ryu Jose drove his rover off a cliff onto a space ship called "White Base." It became popular when a person who goes by Kajetokun made mixed clips of Ryu speaking and screaming into a song, similarly to a YTPMV.

Aizen Sosuke says:
-tell him to go die in a fire
-YOU CAN DO IT
-I BELIEVE IN YOU
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Summah Tyme Khrene says:
-You can stop jumping onto white base
-And start jumping into the panel
-Okay not really it isnt that deep

Aizen Sosuke says:
-SAAAAAARGE
-NOOOOOOOOO DON'T STOP

Summah Tyme Khrene says:
-lol

by Khrene June 16, 2010

second base

when u put ur hand down the shirt of ur lover and feel/squeeze their boob. or put ur hand down their pants and feel their vagina or dick, u can even give a hand job, or finger them. anything to make them kinky.

nick and i have been going out for 3 months and last night we got to second base. after dinner he walked me back to my place i let him in and showed him my bed room, we started kissing, and it got very intimate and steamy. we started to french kiss which is first base and then i took off my shirt and let him feel and kiss my breasts. i ripped of his shirt with my teeth and kissed his abs and licked evey single inch oh his chest starting with his neck, and gave him a hickey. it got steamy again and i cud feel him reach into my pants, i said i wasent ready for that, and he respected that, so we just felt eachother on top. but he said that he wudnt mind if i felt him up, so i did. and man did he have a stiffy. i didnt want him to go so we just dry humped, but man was it great. i also gave him a blowjob for coming back to my place

by i<3dickss August 22, 2011

Touch Base

When two or more males with the same sexual persuasion grasp the base of each other's cock's and mimic shaking hands with each other until they simultaneously ejaculate.

Hey tom do you want to meet up behind the admin building and touch base

by rogue22 July 1, 2014

Based God

The Based God is more commonly know by it's scientific name "Paris japonica." This organism has over 150 billion base pairs of DNA in it's genome, 50 times more than the human genome, making the Paris japonica the true based god of the physical world.

I'm talking a pilgrimage to Japan to see the Based God

by bread harrity March 10, 2013