by Icecool108 June 21, 2022

A: hey, where did my gender go?
B: oh, I Just stole it
A: WHAT? HOW DID YOU DO THAT???
B: because I am no mortal. I AM THE ALL MIGHTY GENDER BANDIT!
A: NOOOOO!!!!!
B: oh, I Just stole it
A: WHAT? HOW DID YOU DO THAT???
B: because I am no mortal. I AM THE ALL MIGHTY GENDER BANDIT!
A: NOOOOO!!!!!
by Othello Von Ryan December 2, 2022

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto” stealing various items that may have sentimental value. Such as a water bottle.
by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025

by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015

A term usually given to normal members of the public who find it amusing or funny to imitate police cars by attaching some form of beacon to their car in the hope of making people believe they are in fact the police. Often this hobby (as some people make it) takes place at night, to add to the illusion of the beacon.
Driver: 'Hey who's that behind us? They've got a blue light flashing, should I pull over'
Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.
Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.
by northlondon93 October 9, 2011

by mlifgay September 14, 2022

Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.
by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023
