turtleback bag

When a child's bookbag is so full that his\her bag ends up acting like a turtle's shell causing slouching and slow movement.

Billy Jean:Boy Diana sure has a full backpack
Smooth criminal:Yea poor Diana has a turtleback bag

by LEOGEO October 16, 2009

poon bag

When a woman changes and discards her blood soaked tampon or pad in a public restroom which lacks trash bins, preferably in a park, a bathroom facility on a beach, or porta potty, where the filthy pad or tampon is first mummified; wrapped tight in toilet paper almost symmetrically into a square shaped mini diaper and then abandoned on the floor of the woman's restroom for a janitor or maintenance worker to pick up with a litter picker stick.

Brian: Yo John come quick! I just finished cleaning the women's bathroom and you gotta see this massive blood dripping poon bag that i just popped with my litter picker that was left on the floor of one of the stalls. Its absolutely fucking horrid! Mad skankasaurous rexs' here.

John: Ew yo why can't they ever throw them shits out for real! They really know how to make it nasty up in that bitch. Damn them dirty animals...

by bconti3092 July 31, 2012

Step-Bag

A person's step dad who in all means is a douche bag that thinks he knows what's right all the time, usually get's the last word on things, labels his sons friends, and does ass whole-ish things.

dude 1: yo dude, your dad was grillen the shit outta me

dude 2: that's my step-bag for ya.

by crackdealer777 September 26, 2011

Drip Bag

A male who no longer produces copious amounts of semen from his man sack and ejaculates only a small or drippy amount of cum during an orgasm.

Sherry loves a heavy cummer so one can imagine her disappointment when she found out her new boyfriend is a drip bag.

by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015

bag gaggler

Someone (usually a female but not limited to) who gaggles on any cock that is around and is willing to be gaggled to get a bag of street drugs.....

Look at that bag gaggler gaggaling on that huge cock she'll have a bag of dope in no time.,,

by tex WHITE May 29, 2017

Jewelry Bag

Scrotum, Nutsack, Ball Bag, Sack, Ball Sack, Bean Bag, etc.

That bitch scraight up kicked me in the jewelry bag.

Stacey was sucking my jewelry bag last night.

by Whisker Biscuit December 31, 2007

Dwight Bag

A shot in beer pong where the player's ball bounces off the opponents cup and ends up landing in one of their own cups, forcing them to drink on their own shot.

On his first shot, he pulled a dwight bag, and ended up one cup down immediately.

by Arnold Strong March 6, 2009