1.what we, as younger children or adults, were afraid of when the light was truned out hence the exesive amount of money wasted on power bills wehn your child turns 3 and insists on having a night light.
2.the man that eats your socks and shoes and favourite underwear you thought you put out inthe wash months ago...
1.child: mother dearest, i am quiet frightened by the boogie man hiding in my closet be a dear and look for me
Mother: now now thier is no such thing as the bo-...
(mother is eaten by the boogie man)
2. child: mom!!! i can find my other black sock? have you seen it?
mother: no!!
Fake boobies. Cosmetic surgery has yet to perfect the feel of a natural breast. So, while these boobies may be fun to look at, when compared to the appeal of a natural pair, eBay boobies just don't measure up.
Guy: Man, I haven't seen her since high school. Look at that rack!
Other Guy: Dude... eBay boobies...
Guy: Oh... We'll they still look nice.