the ass of a beer

The name of that last bit of beer at the bottom of your glass or can which, to be blunt, tastes like ass. Applies to typically mass produced lager such as Budweiser, Miller, Coors, Molson, Corona, ect. Human taste buds have lower sensitivity at low temperatures. Carbonation also reduces human taste sensitivity. Lager beer (especially the cheap, mass produced stuff) is normally served very cold and extremely carbonated. When you open a fresh bottle it is very cold and very fizzy, so has very little taste. As it warms up and as it loses its carbonation, the actual real taste of the beer will become more predominate. Mass produced lagers (such as Budweiser, Miller, ect.) are made with the cost of production in mind rather than the quality of ingredients and taste. When allowed to warm up and become less fizzy, the real taste of the product can be tasted, which for these beers is often rather horrible.

Jeff - "Hurry up. Let's go."
Jim - "Give me a minute. I gotta finish the ass of a beer. It tastes disgusting"
Jeff - "If it tastes disgusting then why are you even drinking it?"
Jim - "Because it's still beer, you idiot!"

by NothingRhymesWithPizza November 18, 2011

beer map

The phrase you use when you only know your way around someplace when under the influence of alcohol.

Squid, wheres Prospect?
I don't know bro, I'm sober and I only know it on my beer map.

by Samonthedictionary April 5, 2011

booty beer

When you fall into the whitewater and have to drink a full can of beer out of a booty (water shoe) because you were claimed as a swimmer. If you do not do this, the river Gods will curse you and you will be bound to swim again the next time you are on the river.

Carter flipped his boat in a class II rapid and has to drink a booty beer in front of all his friends so he wouldn't be cursed by the river Gods. Carter isn't very good at rafting.

by Ernnesto October 6, 2017

butt beer

The beer funneled out of someone's asshole

"you kids with your elephant walks, circle jerks, and drinking butt beer"

by Wangs September 22, 2008

One Beer Queer

A person who gets drunk off one beer, therefore making themselves look like a queer.

Clarence:"Hey Devin are you drunk all ready?"
Devin:"GRRRRRR!"
Jim:"Yea he is, he's a one beer queer!"
Devin:"GRRRRRR!"

by stanky slanky December 10, 2009

Joe Beer Gut

Loud, obnoxious, idiotic sports fans who think they can do better than all the players and know more than the coaches. They always second guess coaching decisions and insist their decisions would have turned out better.

After grounding into a double play, that Joe Beer Gut in front of us wouldn't shut up about how Fielder should have bunted Braun to 2nd base.

by PackersSBChamps11 June 23, 2011

beer muscle

See beer muscles, in particular first definition.

The participants of stupid and dangerous acts of male bravado are often aided in these acts by their beer muscle

by Anon October 19, 2004