wrench bandit

A male or female that likes to unexpectedly grope another males penis, or in some cases, give unexpected surprise "on the spot" oral.

Mike: "Hey you going to that party tonight?"
Dave: "For sure, Cathy is going to be there. She's a total wrench bandit"

by Tellish September 23, 2016

Sour Cream Bandit

Someone who sneakily milks cows (often in a sexual manner) for their own pleasure

My bro Marvin is a sour cream bandit!

by deltron 3030 January 23, 2016

Bandit

In Air Force terms, a Bandit is an alien aircraft that is posing a threat towards the pilot.

Example 1:
Pilot: *Shoots down an enemy airplane"
Pilot: "One bandit down!"

Example 2:
Pilot: "Bandit, two o'clock!".

by Proud_Deplorable May 20, 2019

shy bandit

originating in paper mario:color splash, he randomly appears on level select and will suck the colors out of a random level. if you reach where he wants to go (that place can be identified by a card) you start a battle with him.

the shy bandit literall reseted all my hard work on cherry lake.

by random mario/shy gal addict January 4, 2021

Bandit

The funniest dog u could ever ask for. Especially how long he thinks. He could be smart but he acts stupid to be funny

Bob stop ur thinking very long like bandit

by Mayer0508 July 22, 2019

The kissy-faced bandits

Bonnie and Clyde’s, Billy and Stacie’s, this couple will pretend to be you, steal your identity, then switch places with their brother and sister to avoid capture. Like two sets of twins that do nothing but damage to those around them.

Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!

by Princecole12 November 27, 2023

Blue Bandit

When a joke that is intended to be funny but no one laughs and ends up being awkward, it may also be very cringe.

Kyle ballentyne:"I diagnose you with gay"
everyone else:"...blue bandit"

by Bhetty November 30, 2022