by splxzy February 2, 2024
Get the bait mug.1: A young individual, typically male, considered in his prime, whom will intentionally seek out locations highly frequently by older women, in hope to get swiped up by a carnivorous cougar, with a craving for fresh meat.
Tldr: Milf hunters. Boy Bimbos, Himbos in fact.
(See Milf, or Himbo...)
Tldr: Milf hunters. Boy Bimbos, Himbos in fact.
(See Milf, or Himbo...)
At a work holiday party:
Person one: "ANON is totally Cougar Bait. Just look at him over there!"
Person two: "I know, no shame at all!"
Anon who is currently having the time of his life: "Oh damn Sharlene, that must be so hard having to be a housewife, and taking care of 4 teenagers while your husband is out drinking with his friends, you should totally get a divorce-"
Person one: "ANON is totally Cougar Bait. Just look at him over there!"
Person two: "I know, no shame at all!"
Anon who is currently having the time of his life: "Oh damn Sharlene, that must be so hard having to be a housewife, and taking care of 4 teenagers while your husband is out drinking with his friends, you should totally get a divorce-"
by KandovanyKocicka December 5, 2023
Get the Cougar Bait mug.A woman at a bar or other social setting who is overly flirty but aggressively turns down any physical advances.
I thought she was into me, but when I tried to kiss her, she screamed "rape" and ran away.
Yeah, she did that to me too. She's total smooch bait.
Yeah, she did that to me too. She's total smooch bait.
by Smoochbait December 22, 2022
Get the Smooch Bait mug.Noun:
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.
"I buy my bait boxes at porchfishing.org. They have the freshest shit around."
"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."
by @pdxTurdHunter April 6, 2023
Get the Bait Box mug.Guy #1: You hear that Jalen Kitna got arrested?
Guy #2: Heavens, no! What for?
Guy #1: The cops raided his house and found Gator Bait on his computer!
Guy #2: Typical.
Guy #2: Heavens, no! What for?
Guy #1: The cops raided his house and found Gator Bait on his computer!
Guy #2: Typical.
by HoseRUs April 29, 2023
Get the Gator Bait mug.by blickyrick September 1, 2023
Get the its bait mug.The act of giving a guy a blowjob and keeping his load in your mouth before putting your mouth on his nose, blowing the cum into him, and then sucking on his mouth until the snot and cum reach your mouth again.
Guy 1:"Why are you using so much nasal spray today?"
Guy 2:"This random ass girl I was with last night blew my load into my nose and sucked it out from my mouth!"
Guy 1:"Damn, she Booger Baited you?"
Guy 2:"This random ass girl I was with last night blew my load into my nose and sucked it out from my mouth!"
Guy 1:"Damn, she Booger Baited you?"
by Donny_Dorito September 3, 2023
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