Anus Burn

The act of accidental thrusting of the backside booty of somebody, usually happens in the act of moving, or trying to escape something or someone. Can only happen between two men.

amanda: "WTF. Did you see that? Jonathon just grinded on Josue when i tried to hit him."
Joey: "haha. ...anus burn"

by manduhmanduh August 18, 2008

anus salad

The act of making a salad but instead of using a bowl you use the man's asshole.

Yo that was a killer party last night and that anus salad was a double wide surprise.

by BigDickWizard69 September 23, 2021

Anus Rip

An Anus Rip is when you are having intercourse and then decided to stick an alto partially into the rectum, then proceed to take a big juicy rip from the protruding alto device

“Hey babe, make sure you squeeze tight for this Anus Rip”

by Bootielover6787 February 18, 2022

Pickled Anus

The posterior sphincter of an animal that has been preserved in vinegar.

"Sacre bleu, did you just say Pickled Anus?

by CNU Tonight October 02, 2020

Jizz cum in my anus in ohio

the cat is doing that, skibidi

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by jizzcumanusinohio August 12, 2024

Puss-anus

Pronounced: (Puss’ ar’ nuss)
A man having troubles with a bleeding anus, typically from haemorrhoids.

Boss i cant come into work today my Puss-anus is really bad.

by Aussiejoker July 19, 2024

Chemical anus

The taste in your mouth when eating citrus immediately after drinking milk.

GD man, my mouth tastes like chemical anus.

by LBJPebs February 24, 2025