anus eggs

The act of shoving eggs up your anus and laying them like a dinosaur in your driveway and after a few months you go into a depressive state since your eggs aren't hatching and you shove your hand up your anus looking for more eggs to lay in which stretched your anus out and turned into a leakage so now you have to wear diapers when you're 29

Bro one: bro what did you do yesterday?
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.

by Hitlers bullet I fucked him up February 28, 2024

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anus salad

The act of making a salad but instead of using a bowl you use the man's asshole.

Yo that was a killer party last night and that anus salad was a double wide surprise.

by BigDickWizard69 September 23, 2021

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Anus Rip

An Anus Rip is when you are having intercourse and then decided to stick an alto partially into the rectum, then proceed to take a big juicy rip from the protruding alto device

“Hey babe, make sure you squeeze tight for this Anus Rip”

by Bootielover6787 February 18, 2022

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