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American Football

One of the dumbest and most dangerous sports created, most popular in America and Canada. Players generally weigh about 300-400 pounds and slam into each other for 3 hours. I am disappointed in my fellow Americans who actually like this garbage.
by DC10 dude August 2, 2015
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American View of World War II

Over-simplification of a complex subject.

An analogy would be for a star player who had a good game to claim all the credit after the game and put his team-mates down. Even if the star player did have a great game, all the other members of the team played well and did their part in winning the game -- and helping the star player deliver a great individual performance.

This sort of behaviour (i) is pointless because it relies on speculation about what might have happened had things been different and (ii) displays a real lack of grace, particularly when it is the star player that is doing it.

Many nations (large and small) came together to fight against tyranny during World War II, and their commitment to that cause and their sacrifice was enormous. This is what should be remembered -- not whether one nation's contribution or sacrifice was greater than the others.
"Man, listen to Lance Armstrong claim all the credit for winning 6 Tours de France in a row! You think he'd forgotten there were 8 other guys out there riding for him. What a poor sport! It's just like those guys who bang on and on about the American View of World Ward II"

Note -- this is a stupid example to illustrate the point. Lance is a true sportsman and would never behave this way.
by Lance_fan July 4, 2005
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Americanderthal

A sub-species of homo sapien identifiable by specific behavioral traits reminiscent of neanderthal culture in the 21st century BC. Unable to adapt to new paradigms a second sub-species, homo creatus is emerging to rekindle a new-renaissance.
Americanderthal can be trained to follow a logical, repetitive order and rely on well rehearsed methods. Americanderthal are easily fooled and strictly adhere to routines that make them feel safe and secure. Americanderthal can be heard saying, "Don't work too hard, and take it easy". Americanderthal always color within the lines and always stay in the box.
by RuDi kAzOoTi March 21, 2009
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American Day

When you devote an entire day to sitting around the house, lazily watching television and devouring large amounts of food. Completely stuffing your mind with continuous sitcoms, soap operas, game shows, and other mind numbing telecasts.
"I didn't go into work today, had a great "American Day" at home.
by Z-Ran September 8, 2009
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American pizza

A pizza where the dough is thicker than your dick, bitch.
-Want a slice of typical American pizza?
- nah man, the dough's too thick.
by pimpampum12897234 June 5, 2013
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american icon

Individuals, ideas, or principles that people world wide attribute back toward America.
American Icon: Elvis, and Rock and Roll. Teddy Roosevelt and National Parks. JFK (John F. Kennedy) American Presidents, LBJ; Civil Rights, Vietnam, and 1960's American Politics. Ronald Reagan; American Actor and 1980's President. Blue Jeans, Coca-Cola, "The Big Three:" General Motors, Ford, and Chrysler Corporations. Walmart; corporate greed and retail. McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Starbucks, Taco Bell.
by Non Affiliated American May 12, 2016
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The American School in London

Awesome school for those rich enough to attend. You'll feel out of place if your dad isn't a CEO or banker though.
Person 1 sees Person 2 sporting every kind of designer clothing/accessories possible.
Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "The American School in London"
Person 1: "Explains a lot"
by cute22 November 27, 2012
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