Alaskan Python

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

by GenericName2042 August 19, 2008

Alastair

Chode.

Alastair is a chode.

by Little Venice January 28, 2014

Alaskian Bush

1. Someone that has pubic hair that is white like snow.

2. When to gay guys have sex and one cums all over the others pubes.

1. That kid has an Alaskian Bush and he is only 10.

2. He is going to have an Alaskian Bush for days if he doesn't take a shower tonight.

by Big Squirter September 7, 2006

Alaskan boondoggle

When a girl takes half a shit and dangles it over the guys face and he masturbates; sometimes shortened to A-Bombing.

Me and Angie did the A-Bomb last night. Yup, we did the Alaskan boondoggle.

by bidoofadoof July 20, 2010

alaskan hand warmer

to jack off with blubber in negative degrees farenheit weather.

Man, it was so cold I had to give my self an alaskan hand warmer!

by matzah May 25, 2007

Tha "Alias" Stayout Maneuver

when a guy lies to multiple girls,usually giving fake names such as "Marccello", then proceding to get caught when his friends call him by his government name. However, the end result is she still fuckin.

Friend: "oh no Kevin's about to pull Tha "Alias" Stayout Maneuver."
Kevin: "Ummmm Hey"
Dumb Bitch: "Like whaaaaat. Whats your name cutey."
Kevin: "Marccello Rigatoni baby"
Dumb Bitch: "Oh so italian, can i ride that braciole...mmmmmm"

by jdeco93 April 10, 2009

Trans-Alaska Pipeline

A gangbang.

If one guy can lay pipe, then 10 can lay the whole Trans-Alaska Pipeline.

by shanked and shrinked August 19, 2011