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Alpha Male

Those who are born feeling that the world just "isn't right" and it's their job to make it right. Will do anything to gain control of people and bend them to their will. Forces ideologies on all people, friend and foe, domestic and foreign.
Has no sense of reasoning except rationalization, which may you note is coming up with reasons after-the-fact. Completely and totally reactionary.
World renowned for creating illth (in place of wealth) and convincing people there is really wealth.
Usually identifiable by their ape-like complexion and ape-like actions. (They're a regressive force in evolution - things always flow both ways)
Stereotypically, what every marine wants to be.
The alpha maleseat first: the runts of the litter get whatever is left over.
by crowley unincarnate January 22, 2005
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Alpha Gamma Delta

Alpha Gamma Delta, known as "alpha graba doughnut" everywhere in the country, except OHIO UNIVERSITY. These ladies are by far the classiest ladies out there. If you're not dating an AGD raise your standards.
Everyone at OU wants to be a classy Alpha Gamma Delta girl.
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Alpha-Chav

A chav or chavette who is usually the leader of the chav gang, will usually be the loudest, most cocky, and aggressive, they are almost indisginuishable from ordinary chavs, usually a brave alpha chav will attempt to demeen his targets, in vain attempts, they are spotted by having there cronies stadning around grinning strangely, while he attemplts to demeen you (failing miserably and retreating)

Note: they will never leave the safety of their group,

if however you show signs of agression, he may retaliate with the following:

chav: me and my friends will bang yer

chav: i'll get you after school

or

chav: i'll get me big bro onto you

if any alpha chav says any one of these things, that is your cue to kick that townies ass, due to the fact he is unknowingly admitting insecurity and weakness,

alpha chavs are easy to beat, and if you ever find yourself surrounded by a group of chavs, don't fear, just beat them all up
alpha-chav: you fucking mug

gets ignored by normal student, chav looks at friends, pushes normal student who turns to face chav,

alpha: "touch me and me and my friends'll kick yer teeth in"

student: ok

beats up cahvs and walks off
by trenchy August 10, 2009
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alphaba

used to describe perfect bois.
why way to be riley, you are alphaba.
by way to be riley October 5, 2009
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