Oasis Academy Coulsdon

A shit school in old coulsdon. It is full of miserable cunts. The school is famous for the best spots to bunk. The school is full of snakes and everyone hates everyone.

Oasis academy coulsdon is not that bad … try being a student there

by anonymous October 19, 2021

Knole Academy

Knole Academy students are fat and entitled hmmm (raj). They are little dickheads who have greasy hair and posh soccer mums who lick there arses !!

Look at that Knole academy student Raj he’s mum is licking he’s arse

by Fingerlicker January 22, 2022

wath academy

a school that is very random and has very strange looking people inside of it. ⛄️🕳🧑🏾 🦯
#jackbradleyontop🅿️

wath academy is a decent school

by bj2splashy March 7, 2022

Kingsley academy

Shittest school in Hounslow, headteacher is an IRA sympathiser and member of the EDL.
Kids shoot fireworks out of traffic cones and give head in the 2nd floor toilets plz never send your child here

I have no gcses because I went to kingsley academy

by Cumguzzled6969 April 27, 2022

hammersmith academy

the worst school ever

omg i hate hammersmith academy

by jiafeiisqueen June 8, 2022

Nottingham academy

A fucking shithole

Guy 1: Nottingham academy is a massive fucking shithole

Guy 2 : I know it's a shithole

by Biggmanpp January 29, 2023

Crofton Academy

Crofton academy, Wakefield this is a very special school serving the villages of Sharlston, Streethouse occasionally children from Crofton attend. Although they are terrorised by the streethousers and often fear for their lives. Muggings and kidnapping in the corridors are rife, shoes and water bottles are often stolen. The teachers are oblivious to the mafia gangs, all being of a narcissistic type, they are to busy strutting around checking their own reflection in the windows. Blazers are compulsory to give the air of organisation, smart children mean good grades said the head. Grades are not great, with a whole host of narcissistic teachers the only topics the teachers excel in are themselves. The children that excel are those that deal green, going on to be mastermind crack dealers. The teachers are all extremely proud of themselves, holding yearly top teacher Oscars. Parents are banned from complaining and only complements are accepted. Parents who complain are reported to social services for insanity. Ofsted inspectors are blinded by the charm of the narcissistic teachers, giving a excellent grade every year unaware of the gun smuggling and crystal meth laboratory disgused as a science laboratory. The meth lab is extremely profitable with exports going as far as Istanbul.

I attend Crofton Academy school

by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023