first ape

One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose

Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"

by m. n. November 13, 2007

AP lit

Advanced Placement course in which you perform the art of litiness. The final exam is blacking out at a party while getting a cheeky blowy by a white thot.

Orson and Julian just passed AP lit with a 5.

by Djrawdawg69 October 25, 2023

AP

A Swedish watch used for “drip” and “clout” in many popular rap songs.

Damn, Tay-K is stunting on us with his AP... oh wait, he’s in jail so he can’t afford one.

by gruening83 July 26, 2019

Lavish like ap

You can consider yourself lavish you lavish like AP if you make a bitch put on ur socks and u stare directly into her eyes and show her tell her who the fuck her daddy is.

Ap: “Yeo fham Have you ever made a bitch put on ur socks”
Km: “cant say I have”
Ap: “then you ain’t livin lavish like ap”

by Theyenvyme January 7, 2021

Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.

girl1."omg did you see josh at that party last night?"
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."

by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019

Rhyming Ape

A response given as a reply when you can't understand a rambling idiot with an accent

Q: What did he just say?
A: A rhyming ape

by Heath79 October 12, 2008

ape

a primate, member of the hominidae taxonomic family, great apes
they do not have tails
not to be confused with monkey
examples of apes: chimpanzees, orangutans, bonobos, gorillas

traveller 1: this forest is simply beautiful, i am enchanted
traveller 2: well you better be damn careful, i saw some wild apes swinging in the trees

ape not kill ape

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019