Anus Rip

An Anus Rip is when you are having intercourse and then decided to stick an alto partially into the rectum, then proceed to take a big juicy rip from the protruding alto device

“Hey babe, make sure you squeeze tight for this Anus Rip”

by Bootielover6787 February 17, 2022

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Anus Theif

A person who steals other people's anuses

Anus theif: I'm so jealous of your anus I'm going to fuck your anus so hard that it comes off and I can take it!

Fat anus haver: please dont steal it I'll do anything!!

by Thevaginafartpoo July 31, 2021

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Anu

Amazing human being that would do anything for anyone

Girl: I really like Anu
Friend: I see why, he’s a great guy

by Faceless_one11 November 23, 2021

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rear anus

When someone can turn around and put a finger in their own anus

Jimmy turned around one night and his finger went up his ass, resulting in a rear anus situation.

by jodyskid October 15, 2017

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Anus Rectum Face

A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.

Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:

"I have left you leaking and squeaking."

May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.

camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.

<after five minutes have elapsed>

camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.

camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here

by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT February 7, 2025

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