long Island Bonesaw

Bringing a prositiute to your beach house

scotts plan for a "Long Island Bonesaw," was derailed by a police investigation.

by hoss geller September 10, 2011

Long Island Lothario

a person who is unemployed, sits outside all day chewing on food, and makes comments as passers-by that are generally crude

i don't like going home that way, I always get cat-called by that Long Island Lothario

by MJ McCully June 10, 2020

Blonde Long Island

When a girl sucks your dick and then gives you a long island with sprite instead of coke.

"Did Maggie really give you a blonde long island? She's a keeper!"

by heyfranklme August 25, 2011

Long shlong silvers

The sexual act of sticking your cock in a long john silvers fish sandwich

Me and m’alady wanted to spice up the bedroom so when I pulled out the long shlong silvers needless to say she came instantly

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021

long nose lion

LNL, A penis with a tremendous amount of pubic hair surrounding it.

Did you go down on him? I was about to but that was the scariest long nose lion I've seen.

by The long 👃 November 10, 2017

Long Island Cheesecake

The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.

Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.

by ZanderBayCA July 5, 2014

Long Distance Hottie

a girl who looks hot from a fair way but gets increasingly ugly as she approaches you....

man that girl i went to meet was hot until she got near me...

ahhh unlucky you got a long distance hottie...

by marcopaulo37 October 13, 2009