average jake

An average size for a penis

He has an average jake. Its the perfect size.

by Romaxx May 28, 2017

Jake Gaze

A blank stare often accompanied with dead eyes and an open mouth. The bottom of the teeth are generally exposed. This trait is usually found in people who are socially awkward. The person performing the Jake Gaze cannot hear or see anything while in this state and will often come back into reality with a statement such as "What?" or "Huh?"

I was talking to Dave, but he wasn't listening, he was doing the Jake Gaze, as if there was something on his mind that was more important than our conversation.

by Snarkel December 3, 2011

jake hubbard

Arsehole

Jake hubbard was an arsehole but he thinks he is no such thing.

by Rythum stick January 15, 2018

Amanda and Jake

People who welcome different juice types not just from fruit. People who know the diversity of juice is important

Amanda and Jake.... they just get it

by Ldkdjndnxsjksnsbs November 18, 2020

Jake Layton

A man with massive testicles.

Bro, watch your girl, Jake Layton is about and women love massive balls.

by Cherowkeu June 10, 2022

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a cancerous American youtuber who spreads cancer to his fellow 8 year old fans which have to go to Australia to get the cure. If someone says that you are Jake Paul then you should be insulted. By the way after this pandemic he gonna get knocked out by Babatunde

Oh my god you have more cancer than Jake Paul

by JJ has no dick May 3, 2020

jake-ified

To attempt to make yourself look good on the internet, while making yourself look like a moron.

Jake: I made 'jake-ified' mean something awesome.
Everyone else: No, you made it mean something idiotic.

by VoiceoftheEclipse October 31, 2011