When you are driving behind a really slow car and all you can see is a silver head of hair belonging to an old fogy popping over their seat.
by colbra8 June 30, 2011
Get the Silver Topmug. Name for a person who always has to have the top story....you tell a story, and they have to top it with some barely believable nonsense that half the time doesn't even belong in the topic of conversation.
You: "Dude, the other night, I was bangin' this chick who was so fine for a second I thought it might have actually been {super-hot celebrity's name} !"
Top Story: "Yeah, well this one time a guy I know actually introduced me to {same super-hot celebrity or a hotter one}...we kicked at her mansion in L.A., did tons of blow, and I banged her and her sister for 6 hours straight before I shot a load on her face and she swapped it with her sister. I took pictures but I don't know where they are."
You: {shake head in disbelief and annoyance and walk away}
Top Story: "Yeah, well this one time a guy I know actually introduced me to {same super-hot celebrity or a hotter one}...we kicked at her mansion in L.A., did tons of blow, and I banged her and her sister for 6 hours straight before I shot a load on her face and she swapped it with her sister. I took pictures but I don't know where they are."
You: {shake head in disbelief and annoyance and walk away}
by introspectacle March 31, 2011
Get the Top Storymug. ex#1: Dude Shaun White's hair makes him look like Carrot Top.
ex#2: Gina you bitch lemme borrow that Carrot Top.
ex#2: Gina you bitch lemme borrow that Carrot Top.
by superleetkillah-cap-a-cop May 25, 2009
Get the Carrot Topmug. A term made by The former chess grandmaster Emory Tate and popularized by his sun, Andrew Tate.
If someone is a Top G they tend to be rich and successful and are more masculine than the alpha or sigma males.
If someone is a Top G they tend to be rich and successful and are more masculine than the alpha or sigma males.
by Cheems Bread November 13, 2022
Get the Top Gmug. A term to descibe the image of a woman's flabby calves spilling over the top of a pair of boots. Similar to the term muffin top, except on one's legs.
Did you see her mushroom tops? Her legs barely fit in those boots. Her calves were pouring out the top.
by ConnPark December 20, 2008
Get the Mushroom Topmug. When you make a banana split using all the main ingredients, but instead of a bowl you use the surrounding area of your dick and balls. Then you invite a Virgin over for sex. She proceeds to jump on your dick until her cherry pops on top of your beautiful banana split.
Hey Sarah wanna have sex on a banana split? No Tom, I’m a Virgin. Come on, I need to add a cherry on top!
by Schholboijew January 18, 2018
Get the Cherry on Topmug. When a man ejaculates and the tip of his penis is covered in seamen, thus looking like a mountain top
by Morado Matt June 19, 2010
Get the Mountain Topmug.